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Punishing word twists

> Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
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> A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
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> Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
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> Practice safe eating; always use condiments.
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> Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
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> A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
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> A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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> Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
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> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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> Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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> Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
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> When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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> A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
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> What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
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> Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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> In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
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> She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
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> A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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> If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
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> With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
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> When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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> The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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> You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
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> Every calendar's days are numbered.
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> A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
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> A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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> He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
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> A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at
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> Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
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> Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
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> Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
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> Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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> Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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